FanDuel: VV Holds Heat Like a Vaudeville Villain
Vince Velasquez will try his best Vaudeville Villain impression on Thursday against the Rockies, flashing more heat than Viktor Vaughn rapping about an armed robbery. At just $7,400 on FanDuel, buying...
View ArticleODB, Your Fantasy Is Not Hot Like Fire
Yesterday, Dirt McGirt, Dirty Nasty, Tha Ol' Dirty Chinese Restaurant, Big Baby Jesus, Odubel Herrera went 0-for-5 with 5 Ks. Last Phillie to do that was Pat Burrell. Burrell remembers wistfully,...
View ArticleHungover Odubel Just Needed A Little Herrera The Dog
Kinda ridiculous that Odubel Herrera is the first player to get two ledes this year, but this is because they both came on short schedule days and I'm the only one that likely knows this, so let's just...
View ArticleTony, Watson The Box? Blown Saves!
Did the Pirates trade for Brian or James McCann? Because every time Tony Watson pitches, I feel butt sore and shake my head questioning, "Watson McCann?" And then I soothe the irritation with some...
View ArticleFanDuel: Severino on a Mission
Are you also old enough and/or vaguely goth enough to know “Severina” by The Mission (if you do, hit me up in the comments! 1986 represent!)? And perchance does that song also pop into your head every...
View ArticleFanDuel: Don’t Break Open this Pineda, It Offers More Than Candy
Hello readers, hope you're ready for another wonderful write up from The Collector! Today should be an interesting slate as long as we get the pitcher right. As my title suggests, I think Michael...
View ArticleSAGNOF Report: Brinson, Lose Some
Experiments are fun. When I was a youth, we used to play a game called killer UNO. Basically, the gist of the game was don't get caught with the most cards. Similar to regular ole UNO, but this is...
View ArticleSAGNOF Report: Replacing Turner’s Overdrive
The fastest answer to the title is that no, you can not just fix what Trea Turner was giving you and the lack thereof for the next few weeks. Dude was a man among spatulas. Twenty two steals in the...
View ArticleRoyals Go On Vacation To South Padre Mehland
On the podcast coming later today, I felt a reverb. Luckily, I do everything while standing in a doorway because who has time to run to a doorway in the event of a earthquake? This reverb wasn't God...
View ArticleSAGNOF Report: Blacklight Special, Marcus Semien
It's all fun and games when the lights go off and the special things in life glow under different color light. Laundry detergent, player names, and the puns that are associated with them... and...
View ArticleFantasyDraft: Catch Me If You McCann
My dislike for catchers in DFS is well documented. Thankfully, FantasyDraft has an awesome format that doesn't require me to waste money or a roster spot. IMO, catchers in fantasy are an absolute...
View ArticleFanDuel: Straight Cash Homey…Actually, Maybe Not
One of the best pieces of DFS advice I can give is that it’s always helpful to look at the slate on a macro-level first before turning to micro-level decisions. The reason why this is often helpful is...
View ArticleFanDuel: Off to a Rockies Start
And suddenly, it’s August. Week 18 of the season. Ahhh, I remember the good ol' days of April, when former World Series contenders (*cough* Blue Jays *cough*) still had hopes of surfing their wave of...
View ArticleRafael Is Turning Boston Into A Beacon Of Devers City
Between Cody Bellinger, Aaron Judge, Rafael Devers, Andrew Benintendi, Ozzie Albies, Amed Rosario, Rhys Hoskins and Yoan Moncada baseball is staying at a Renaissance Hotel. "Is that a Cal Ripken mint...
View ArticleSAGNOF Report: Michael Taylor From Oblique To Chic
Because I am always late to the writing party, I figured why not just add another Bryce Harper column, but with a Michael Taylor happy ending. So what's-his-face got hurt and now Mike Taylor returns...
View ArticleAmbulance Chasers, Week 20: Sugar, Spice, and Everything Bryce
Thank Cobb this injury wasn’t worse. After failing to stick the landing on his improvised triple lutz down the first base line, Bryce Harper owners ran to their bobble head and starting lineup figure...
View ArticleSAGNOF Report: Baez One, Get One For Free
Who doesn't love them some BOGO sales? Girls love them, hell even flamboyant fake baseball players like it. I prefer the pun value in them better than buying two pairs of shoes, only of which I need...
View ArticleTop 20 Catchers, 2017 Fantasy Baseball, Recap
It feels like just the other day the baseball regular season started. You wrote "I heart baseball" in permanent marker on your arm, then you met a girl who wrote "I heart guys who heart baseball" on...
View ArticleJorge Guzman, 2018 Dynasty Baseball Sleeper
I hate using the term sleeper, it means so many different things to different people. I recognize that there's a wide spectrum of knowledge amongst my readership. So to some of you the Yankees Jorge...
View ArticleTop 20 Catchers for 2018 Fantasy Baseball
? After going over the top 10 for 2018 fantasy baseball and the top 20 for 2018 fantasy baseball (clickbait!), it's now time to turn our lonely eyes to you, Mr. Robinson Chirinos. To paraphrase The...
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