DraftKings: Jhou-Please Get Shelled
The Los Angeles Dodgers have a lineup full of left-handed hitters who at some point or another knew how to hit very well. Currently, they have two young hitters coming into their own in Joc Pederson...
View ArticleFrankencatcher: You Picked Up Realmuto A Couple Weeks Ago, Right?
A few weeks ago, I was but a wee lad writing my first article for Razzball, and you were reading that article because you were either desperate for catcher advice in your fantasy league or because you...
View ArticleAll The A’s Are Down And This Guy Is Gray
Yesterday, Sonny Gray hit the Disgraceful List with a combination of ineffectiveness and Grey calling him a preseason schmohawk. My schmohawks: Schwarber, Pollock, Gray, Tulo and Sano. If I were...
View ArticleDraftKings: Nate Dogg and Tanner Roark Bout’ To Regulate
Regulators Mount Up! Or if you're recovering from last two nights like I am, grab a Gatorade, a couple Tylenol, finish watching the second season of Bloodline and post all the spoilers so Grey flips...
View ArticleLook Who Justin Showed Up
Did I just get something from nothing? Because Justin Upton is nothing, and I got something yesterday -- 2-for-4, 3 runs, 3 RBIs and a slam (4) and legs (2). Therefore, hence, Argo the movie,...
View ArticleDraftKings: Home Is Where The Heart Is…And Taijuan’s Stats
As the season progresses, we get these lovely things called 'stats'. And with those stats, as they build and build, we get 'stabilization of stats'. But sometimes you're kinda in between and gotta...
View ArticleDraftKings: Aces Full Of Sevens
There’s a trio of aces going tonight and it’s really picking your own poison as to which of them you choose (Kershaw, Strasburg, Sale). I always like to defer to a pitcher at home when it’s a close...
View ArticleDraftKings: Split It (Danny), Split It Real Good
Splits are a real thing in baseball. Everyone knows that. There are players that get paid to strictly get out left-handed hitters. There are right-handed hitters that blast lefties (I'm looking at you...
View ArticleDraftKings: Crazy Eyes
It's June! That means Orange Is the New Black is back and Max Scherzer is dominating batters. If you haven't seen the show, don't worry. This write up contains no spoilers. All you need to know is that...
View ArticleTeheranonehitus Rex
You know how they have pink bats for Mother's Day? They should have bats in the shape of penises for Father's Day. "Ooh, a swing and a miss. Damn, he had that schlong just out in front of that...
View ArticleThor Should’ve Known Better To Cheat Fans About Careless Bone Spur
Yesterday, Noah Syndergaard admitted to having an elbow bone spur after denying it multiple times. Terry Collins said, "No one would know our business if it wasn't for giving the PR job to a puppy...
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Ohhhhhhh, What’s That Snell?! …And The Top 100 Starting Pitchers, Week 18
I was all about some of that young prospect snell early in the season, ranking Blake Snell within my top-75 preseason ranks. He destroyed the Minors in 2015, then was a little iffy when he hit the...
View ArticleDraftKings: Jameson Shots, On The House
Who am I kidding? Jameson is meant to be savored, sip by delicious sip, not shot like some two bit well whiskey. Jameson on the rocks is more like it. Hopefully we don’t see any of Jameson on the ropes...
View ArticleJoe Must-Add Musgrove …And The Top 100 Starting Pitchers, Week 19
As we've seen countless times, a logjam in a starting rotation never ends up being a hurtle. At first, the Astros were seemingly cutting out Lance McCullers with boring vets like Doug Fister and Scott...
View ArticleDraftKings: A Start Fit for a King
The best way for a starting pitcher to get points in daily fantasy is to get a win a rack up strikeouts. Okay, so find a bad team who strikes out a ton. The Milwaukee Brewers are just that team! They...
View ArticleStrasburg Right (Arm Flexor Strain) Ahead!
Stephen Strasburg's MRI revealed a flexor strain, which is about the best news they could've hoped for. It's also likely not-true news. Teams say all kinds of things; the truth is one of them, but...
View ArticleMargot Renfroe In The Wolf Of Gaslamp District
I don't understand this. The Padres' Triple-A affiliate made a run for the Triple-A championship against the Yankees' affiliate, so the Padres were holding down their top prospects to play in the...
View ArticleTop 20 Catchers, 2016 Fantasy Baseball, Recap
It feels like just the other day the baseball regular season started. You wrote "I heart baseball" in permanent marker on your arm, then you met a girl who wrote "I heart guys who heart baseball" on...
View ArticleD’Backs Taijuan On With Ketel One
Happy Black Friday! Oops, sorry, I mean Happy African-American Friday! As I type this, I'm being trampled at Bed, Bath and Beyond. "There's enough Scrub Daddys for everyone!" The Diamondbacks got a...
View ArticleCouch Managers 2017 Industry Mock Draft Recap, Rounds 1-6
Greetings, friends. I hopped over to the football side of things once last year's baseball season ended, but now I'm back. And apparently, I am such a disturbed individual that I am doing fantasy...
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